MSP a.k.a Monkey Sex Pot

Ok so today a user (Let's call her M.S.P for Monkey Sex Pot) i'll explain later comes to my office complaining that her email is not working. Of course i asked the same question i always do did it give you an error message and if so what is it. Her response as usual ummmm ahhhh it said unk unk im not sure but ummmm ahhhh I can’t send or receive email. I hope it’s obvious why I call her M.S.P every time she talks she makes these sounds that can only be describe as a Monkey having Sex while smoking Pot. J I should record that ish one day

Anyway I digress, so I tell her give me a sec let me log into the server and see what’s going on. Low and behold it’s the same problem as always she cant send or receive because her mailbox is at 112% of capacity that I just increased last month for the 4th time in the last 4 months. To put that in perspective most user have a mail quota of say 200 megs M.S.P’s mail quota is 700 megs almost 4X that of a regular use but somehow she still manages to go over. Mind you I send out emails almost every week advising users who are at risk of exceeding the email quota once they near 75%.
After months of this ish I know the only way to get her to stop doing this is for me to sit down with her and show her how to archive in Outlook and delete email via Webmail…But then ill have to hear all her nasty ummmm , ahhhh, unk unk unk and I’ll be damned if im going to sit and listen to that shit for more than 60 seconds.

Needless to say I’m working extra hours everyday and working from home at night to migrate over from Groupwise to Exchange (all users will have much bigger quotas) that way M.S.P can continue to be an E-packrat and finally leave me alone…so in the words or should I say sounds of M.S.P… ummmm ahhhh unk unk unk